The Penis and the pay rise Very funny!!!!

One day a penis writes a letter of complaint to the management.!

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons :

I do physical labour *
I work at great depths *
I plunge head - first into everything I do
I do not get a weekend or public holiday off *
I work in a damp environment *
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation *
I work in high temperatures *
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

He got this reply:

Dear Penis ;
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the Management rejects your request
for the following reasons :

You do not work 8 hours straight *
You fall asleep after brief work periods *
You do not always follow the orders of your direct manager *
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations *
You need to be pressurised and stimulated in order to start working *
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift *
You do not always wear protective clothing when working *
You will probably retire before age 60 *
You are unable to work double shifts *
You leave your designated work area sometimes before the task is completed *
And you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely.. The management